Why does my iced coffee taste so bland? It’s probably diluted with too much melted ice. Brew it more strongly and chill it before serving — never pour hot coffee over ice. The ice should only be used to keep it cold, not to make it cold. You can also try cold-brewing, although mine didn’t work out.
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I’m a rich and aromatic blend, with complex notes. And by rich I mean loud-mouthed and opinionated, by aromatic I mean I really need to start wearing deodorant, and by complex I mean kinda nuts.
— Alissa (my darling wife)
In addition, 3 million New Yorkers reportedly left the city because they realized the phrase “Only in New York” is actually just a defense mechanism used to convince themselves that seeing a naked man take a shit on a park bench is somehow endearing, or part of some shared cultural experience.
— 8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
With audible murmurs of “This is no way to live,” “What the hell am I doing here—I hate it here,” and “Fuck this place. Fuck this horrible place,” all 8.4 million citizens in each of the five boroughs packed up their belongings and told reporters they would rather blow their brains out with a shotgun than spend another waking moment in this festering cesspool of filth and scum and sadness.
— 8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
#4b - Vodka Jacket - You put on a vodka jacket when you do one or two shots of vodka (or any other drink of your choice) just so that you get that warm feeling across your body. The point of a vodka jacket is to not necessarily to get drunk (though you could use it for pre-gaming purposes). I like to think that I coined this term. It’s great for keeping you warm and goes perfect with any fashion style.
