In addition, 3 million New Yorkers reportedly left the city because they realized the phrase “Only in New York” is actually just a defense mechanism used to convince themselves that seeing a naked man take a shit on a park bench is somehow endearing, or part of some shared cultural experience.
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Sep2
With audible murmurs of “This is no way to live,” “What the hell am I doing here—I hate it here,” and “Fuck this place. Fuck this horrible place,” all 8.4 million citizens in each of the five boroughs packed up their belongings and told reporters they would rather blow their brains out with a shotgun than spend another waking moment in this festering cesspool of filth and scum and sadness.
Aug11
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Jul1
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be | The Onion - America's Finest News Source→
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Jun17
Herman Miller Desk Adjusts for Work Standing or Sitting→
I love how many people you can’t see until she stands up.
Sonia Zjawinski, writing for Unplggd:
In the never-ending debate over what’s more ergonomic, working standing up or sitting down, Herman Miller comes out with the ultimate solution—a desk that can do both. Part of their Thrive series, the desk is designed to be able to adjust heights with a simple push of a button.
I’ll echo Sonia: The debate about working standing up vs. sitting down is never-ending. To that end, I remind you to do what works best for you, not them.
May27
Gathering, Shindig, or Hootenanny?
- OZ: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
- CORDELIA: What's the difference?
- OZ: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, (Cordelia smiles) less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
- XANDER: Well, I hate brie.
May26
According to Wikipedia’s entry on Zero Hour! the Zuckers bought the rights to the film so they could use the dialog verbatim.
Airplane vs. Zero Hour (widescreen) (via flipflomas)
Proves the fact that the classic film comedy Airplane was a shot by shot send-up of the serious 1957 film, Zero Hour.
There are many cases like this in film. For instance, the 1989 movie Heathers has many shots and plot points with the 1976 film Massacre at Central High.
Just further proof that few ideas are truly original, especially in Hollywood.
Apr27
How Did the Dinosaurs Die?
Apr24
This is what happens in my house.
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